FORKOFF is 100% carnivore fuel. No plants. No chemicals. No BS.

The average snack aisle is a metabolic graveyard of seed oils and slow poison sold by people who profit from your decline. We are the middle finger to that system. We don’t want a "marketing manager" who plays it safe. We want a Lightning Rod.

We need a partner who can turn a carnivore performance brand into a religion. You’re here to shock the system and electrify the market. The industry "experts" should be annoyed by you. The elite should follow you.

THE WORK

* Electric Marketing: You don't avoid friction; you invite it. You know being the lightning rod is the path—and that a sharp, humorous edge is the fastest way to wake people up.
* Build the Tribe: You aren't building a "customer base." You’re forging a brotherhood of high-performers who view our fuel as essential.
* Kill the Propaganda: Your job is to expose the lies of Big Food with relentless wit and primal truth. You write manifestos, not "copy."
* Drive the Engine: You know how to build a D2C machine that turns raw attention into a loyal powerhouse. You get shit done. Yes, we curse.

THE PERSON

*You live this shit: You are Carnivore, Keto, or "Carnivorish." You know the power of tallow and salt. If you don't embody the lifestyle, you can't sell it.
* The Renegade: You’ve taken brands from nothing to a market force before. You thrive in the grit of the build.
* The Predator: The herd is obsessed with fake food. We don't follow the herd. We are not part of the herd. To us, the herd is food. Our science eats them.

THE STAKE

We aren’t hiring an employee; we’re bringing in a partner. Hit the milestones, secure 1% equity, and take your seat at the table.

If you’re ready to lead the hunt, apply. If not, well then just FORKOFF! 

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