Social Media Growth Machine Wanted

This isn’t about vanity metrics. I don’t need someone to “grow followers.” I need someone who knows how to build pipeline fast — by driving massive exposure, viral lift, and reach that turns into leads, demand, and sales.

TailHand is real. We’ve manufactured, shipped, and installed our first production run. Second run in production.. The next step is exposure at scale — because no one buys what they’ve never seen.

I’m the founder of TailHand and I’m looking for a Social Media Growth Machine (will consider humans also if you operate like a machine).

You:
- Can articulate the difference between a product and a premium brand
- Live and breathe growth hacking, not content calendars
- Build pipeline, not just followers
- Engineer viral loops and know how to pour gasoline on what works
- Run multi-account, multi-platform playbooks like a mad scientist
- Treat A/B testing like religion (hooks, captions, thumbnails, CTAs — all of it)
- Know how to game algorithms without getting accounts nuked
- Crank out content systems at scale without burning out quality
- Track everything back to leads, deals, revenue — not vanity metrics
- Handle chaos with proactive communication and the occasional Dad Joke
- Keep promises (seriously, what's more important!)
- Respond to challenges with assertive competition
- Know that progress is achieved through calculated risk

This is startup pace and startup grit. Let’s blow this up.

If the idea of turning a badass product into a viral, revenue-driving juggernaut makes your pulse spike — Apply Now!

Equity Offered: 1% (Upon successful achievement through Phase 5)