FORKOFF is 100% carnivore fuel. No plants. No chemicals. No BS. The average snack aisle is a metabolic graveyard of seed oils and slow poison sold by people who profit from your decline. We are the middle finger to that system. We don’t want a "marketing manager" who plays it safe. We want a Lightning Rod. We need a partner who can turn a carnivore performance brand into a religion. You’re here to shock the system and electrify the market. The industry "experts" should be annoyed by you. The elite should follow you. THE WORK * Electric Marketing: You don't avoid friction; you invite it. You know being the lightning rod is the path—and that a sharp, humorous edge is the fastest way to wake people up. * Build the Tribe: You aren't building a "customer base." You’re forging a brotherhood of high-performers who view our fuel as essential. * Kill the Propaganda: Your job is to expose the lies of Big Food with relentless wit and primal truth. You write manifestos, not "copy." * Drive the Engine: You know how to build a D2C machine that turns raw attention into a loyal powerhouse. You get shit done. Yes, we curse. THE PERSON *You live this shit: You are Carnivore, Keto, or "Carnivorish." You know the power of tallow and salt. If you don't embody the lifestyle, you can't sell it. * The Renegade: You’ve taken brands from nothing to a market force before. You thrive in the grit of the build. * The Predator: The herd is obsessed with fake food. We don't follow the herd. We are not part of the herd. To us, the herd is food. Our science eats them. THE STAKE We aren’t hiring an employee; we’re bringing in a partner. Hit the milestones, secure 1% equity, and take your seat at the table. If you’re ready to lead the hunt, apply. If not, well then just FORKOFF!  See what we did there? Too much? 🤣

FORKOFF is 100% carnivore fuel. No plants. No chemicals. No BS. We are looking for a food scientist who is the God of Fats. You eat, breathe, live, and shit lipids. You are a master of animal matter, and you make the impossible possible. The herd is obsessed with creating fake meat and fake food. We don't follow the herd. We are not part of the herd. To us, the herd is food. And our science eats them. THE WORK * Lipid Mastery: You understand how to manipulate fats and proteins to create structural forms that have never existed. * No Black Holes: This isn’t a research project for a journal. This is about getting shit done and shipping product. Yes, we curse. * The Renegade: You’re a renegade who has created products the world has never seen before. You don’t need a plant-based roadmap because you’re building your own. * Process over Fluff: You know how to command the machinery and the chemistry to force a physical breakthrough. THE PERSON You’re a renegade scientist who is tired of the lies in Big Food. You’re here to apply the highest level of food science to human physiology. You don't follow, you lead and you don't compromise. If you’re ready to build the impossible, apply. If not, well then just FORKOFF!  See what we did there? Too much?  🤣

FORKOFF is 100% carnivore fuel. No plants. No chemicals. No BS. The average snack aisle is a metabolic graveyard of seed oils and slow poison sold by people who profit from your decline. We are the middle finger to that system.   We don’t want a "growth hacker" who plays it safe. We want a Lightning Rod. We need a partner to identify every carnivore on the planet and put our products in front of them. If they are part of this movement, they should be eating FORKOFF. Your job is to make sure they are. THE WORK * Extraction: You use Clay, PhantomBuster, and every scraping tool in the arsenal to map the carnivore market. You don’t guess—you build the lists and find the targets. * The Direct Line: You command the DMs, the emails, and the texts. You know how to hit a carnivore’s inbox with a message that stops them cold and drives them to the site. * Infiltration: You own the spaces that matter—Reddit, X, YouTube, and IG. You don't "manage social"—you extract the people who belong in our tribe. * Force the Result: You are a pro at D2C growth and brand marketing who knows how to turn a target into a sale. You get shit done. Yes, we curse. THE PERSON * You live this shit: You are Carnivore, Keto, or "Carnivorish." You understand the lifestyle. If you don't embody it, you can't find the tribe. * The Specialist: You command the machinery to force a market breakthrough. You don’t need a roadmap; you’re building your own. *The Predator: The herd is obsessed with fake meat. We don't follow the herd. We are not part of the herd. To us, the herd is food. We eat the herd. THE STAKE We aren’t hiring an employee; we’re bringing in a partner. Hit the milestones, secure your stake, and take your seat at the table. If you’re ready to lead the hunt, apply. If not, well then just FORKOFF! See what we did there? Too much? 🤣